Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening

God is the world’s only super-bower

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven