Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

The devil is a man for all occasio… Because we always have a choice To rise to the bait But God created man By giving him a choice

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off