I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference
AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war