The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better