It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable