To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me