At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
I don’t get mad I get odd
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
