Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice