Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
