Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party