If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…
