Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help