In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated