Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late