The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem