Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish