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My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself