The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition