Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
