We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire