All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
