The Will to Really Existing Power
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques