Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
