Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

God is the world’s only super-bower

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

In counting on finding our own gra… We counted our chickens before the… And now our chickens have come hom… In the form of the internet’s cons… And there’s just one chicken–

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?