In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
