For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

It’s always darkest before the yawn

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose