When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
100% of success is showing up on time
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
