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An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
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We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
When the people believe The Constitution protects and uph… Their varying beliefs But when the people don’t believe Embracing nihilism by replacing G…
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age