While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed