The less you need to control the more powerful you
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul