Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
