Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient