Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
Easy to please but problematic to appease
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
