Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

Easy to please but problematic to appease

Art is where the Symbolic meets the Real forming a liminal space between meaning and its absence AI-generated art is where the Unr…

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither