The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…