For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
Once the highly educated noticed t… in Buddhism right thought leads to right speech and right ac… it was only a matter of time before Mindfulness became
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant
Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
