The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick