Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

What is the darkness of evil? It is closing your eyes out of fea… But believing yourself blind When all you need do Is open your eyes

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that