Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal