Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
