No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re