We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
