I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!