The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown