The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say