Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make