As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time