All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time