They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything
I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;
