It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable