He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
It’s always darkest before the yawn
If you Buy it You might Like it
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs