My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

The less you need to control the more powerful you

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast