The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

I want what you want so I want a cow

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

Life is trying So Die trying

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic: