Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
In Let there be plight the P is silent
Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white