Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry