One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

The intelligentsia’s job used to b… Biting the invisible hand that fee… And because they couldn’t see it a… They established the surveillance… To locate it everywhere