Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder