The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning