She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

When God closes one store He opens another

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…