Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God