A being becomes human when you add meaning

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself