When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won