As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye