We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste